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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Elliott Sadler spoofs 'Chocolate Rain'

21 million YouTube hits later, the 'Chocolate Rain' Phenomena took an unlikely twist this week when Elliott Sadler recorded his own version of the song. "Southern Gent' is sure to become an over night YouTube sensation once released. Double secret inside sources have leaked the lyrics of 'Southern Gent' and a photo from the recording session.


"Southern Gent"
(sung to the tune of 'Chocolate Rain')

Southern Gent
EA Sports will never be the same
Southern Gent
Track Side Live is getting pretty lame

Southern Gent
Growing hair, what happened to your shame?
Southern Gent
Aruba trips can give you some back pain

Southern Gent
Pre-race quotes have just become a game
Southern Gent
Decrypted words of just who is to blame

Southern Gent
It’s so cool to speak some Sadlereese
Southern Gent
Of course a portion will go to Charity

Southern Gent
Jet setting across the U.S.A.
Southern Gent
Love the games that people play

Southern Gent
What happens when you only have four?
Southern Gent
Or late night banging on your door?

Southern Gent
Trying to continue to be the heartthrob
Southern Gent
Remembering it’s still a job

Southern Gent
Another Crew Chief comes and goes
Southern Gent
Remember your ride is the one you chose

Southern Gent
Parties inside your Motor Coach
Southern Gent
Teachers are the very last to know

Southern Gent
Trying hard to go fast and turn left
Southern Gent
Wondering if he will ever be the best

Southern Gent
Fans aren’t true unless they can pay
Southern Gent
Deserted souvenir haulers on the way

Southern Gent
Do you miss the Candyman?
Southern Gent
Remember when you had some vocal fans

Southern Gent
16 bologna burgers ain’t no thang
Southern Gent
What is the one thing you might want to change?

Southern Gent
Driving clean and with some respect
Southern Gent
Hoping others don’t get you wrecked

Southern Gent
Searching for two thousand and four
Southern Gent
Feeling the pressure more and more

Southern Gent
What ever happened to that master ‘plan’?
Southern Gent
Hawking your name to sell some land

Southern Gent
Forgetting about the average fan
Southern Gent
Taking advantage while you can

Southern Gent
Finding out that MySpace is the devil
Southern Gent
Never know if you are on the level

Southern Gent
What ever happened to ‘quiet confidence’?
Southern Gent
Gone are the days of good ole Diamond Ridge

Southern Gent
A contract is just a piece of paper
Southern Gent
Don’t tell them now, just tell them later

Southern Gent
Make them think you are such a great guy
Southern Gent
Look a little closer and see the lie

Southern Gent
After all this time, surely there’s something more
Southern Gent
How much longer before everyone gets bored

Let the Youtube searchs begin! and feel free to add a verse or two in the comment section.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Southern Gent
Fans paying to received a Fan Club Pack

Southern Gent
Fans disappointed with mostly empty sack

Anonymous said...

Southern Gent....
Always on the level

Southern Gent....
"Shook hands with the devil.."

Southern Gent....
Has made fans madder

Southern Gent....
Drives sadder and sadder

Southern Gent....
Truth be told

Southern Gent....
Looks pale and old

Southern Gent....
What are your plans?

Southern Gent....
"Ain't got no fans!"

Southern Gent....
Kyle's got your candy!

Southern Gent
Just keep being "randy"!

Southern Gent
You reap what you sow

Southern Gent
Just so you know!

marc said...

OKLa... if you only knew how close you've come to reality.